Kurt Swartz

"Make fun of James...he likes it."

"Get the fries with the cheddar jalapeno wing sauce. That was an excellent discovery!"

"Pet the pussy here."

"Huge hoagies and salads at cheap prices! Really fresh too."

"Want to get a song played? Fill out a request, and slip some money in there. Hint, the more money, the faster it's played."

"All you can eat crab legs all day everyday - $25!"