Brian Bender

"Cash only? What is this 1995?"

"I haven't been here since college (99-02) and I'm surprised nothing has changed. Slightly sad. Grasshopper is as good as I remember, but the inside looks the same but showing its age. Needs updating."

"The carne asada melts in your mouth!"

"If a movie starts at 1500, be courteous to others and don't stroll in at 1545 with baby carriers. You've missed half the movie anyway, and now I'm missing it as you fumble in the dark."

"Wasn't impressed with the quality of my food for the price. Apparently lunch time is a better time to go."