Chad

"I think I have ordered the number 5 a billion times."

"Do not underestimate the patty melt."

"Heinz is back!"

"Remember most of the items on the menu can be halved and paired with a half soup or salad. It's called the managers special."

"It took me 18 minutes to get through security at 5:00am for concordance C. REPEAT: AT 5:00AM!!! Please leave time to get through security."

"Worst internet EVER! .05 Download speeds. http://www.speedtest.net/result/935766341.png"