Noah Pryor

"Burgers are delicious, free arcade!"

"Don't let them charge you for things you don't need. They conned me out f $300 a few years back, and refused to pass me to renew my license. Go elsewhere if at all possible"

"This is not west 107 the Italian restaurant"

"Actually Barnard."

"Use different initials when signing up to get more than a half hour on cardio machines"

"One of the few academic buildings open on weekends - good for holding club meetings"