ninja stank

"Amazing hotel! Staff is super friendly, there is a pool facing the beach and you can directly walk onto the beach from the pool area. Continental breakfast is delicious! Fresh fruits and coffee, yum!"

"Don't bring little kids to teach them how to skate here... I will automatically dislike you"

"ledges are made to be skated on, not to be used as a seat"

"Don't leave your lighter...is a good idea to have a backup! (or know the secret spot!)"

"Jenny is a fool, def not a local. Z trains run weekdays only"

"be friendly to genti, he's the man and hooks it up with amazing service"