Nick

"Damn took me like 2 months to be the major of this bitch"

"Reggie is the best bartender EVER! Hands down"

"Pizza is great and this place has it in spades"

"Dude I'm the fuck mayor! But uh yeah pool and beer how could you go wrong"

"Beer! Is awesome"

"It's not half bad here at 7 in the morning"