Nick Dunn

"Have a nice cup o tea while you wait."

"The chicken pad thai can't be beaten for a Friday night quick takeaway in front on the tv. Delicious."

"Ladies toilet has the best views of the Russian Visa application queue in town."

"Treat the cook well and she will reward you."

"Don't stand near the top of the steps. The aircon drips everywhere. Nightmare."

"Stand by the platform indicator to get off by stairs at Edgeware Rd. Beat the crowds."