Nathan Ziarek

"Don't go here."

"Get the chicken satay and try not to burn yourself on the hibachi."

"I dare anyone to order a 10. You will instantly start on fire."

"Knock. Ask for Chris. Grab a beer. Crash in the basement. Bring your own Xbox."

"Double chocolate stout, big ben for desert. Forget about calories."

"Go to Mazos, get a burger, slaw and fried and top it with a chocolate malt. Forget about calories for a day."