The Most Interesting Man in the World

"I once knew a tall and tan girl from here who strode like a samba. Unfortunately, we drifted apart. Later, I told a talented Brazilian guitarist about her. I wonder what happened to either of them."

"I was lucky enough to land a ‘Memphis Belle’ at this airport. Not the plane."

"Sherpas are heavier than I thought."

"I’ve never filled up on chips. But on a particular visit to this establishment, I came pretty close."

"When it comes to the sausage race, this year my money’s on the chorizo."

"The retractable sunroof was manufactured by the same gentleman who did my tanning deck. In fact I referred him for the job."