Mos McFlyy

"That place was horrible!!! It was pretty slow and it took the bartender 15 mins to get to me! Then I sat another 20 mins and was never offered a menu..... I'm pretty sure she's racist"

"Ignore the stench of pot as soon as you come through the door"

"Don't be the first to stop drinking or we will find and molest ur grandma"

"Keep an eye out for the creepers scaling the building"