Joan Van Ark

"I wouldn't come back here if you paid me. No waters, had to ask for more chips, didn't ask if we wanted dessert and our dinner took 45 minutes to come out. We should have just got up and left."

"There are AA meetings here!"

"Expensive, but super fun. Also, the staff watches you like hawks! OUTSTANDING soundtrack while you play!"

"Don't be fooled by Vito's tough exterior. Deep down, he is a cream puff!"

"There is a guy that works here with the most annoying "look at me" laugh that ever was. I come here to work and I swear to god I just wanna punch in the face. Be warned."

"Doesn't get much worse than this. They bring out your food in piece meal. Also, the waitresses stand around and text. Why is this place even open?"