Jason McGuffin

"Great and friendly family atmosphere."

"And I thought the drive thru at McDonald's on 60 was slow."

"Employees are absent and unhelpful. Literacy apparently is not a job requirement."

"Slowest drive through on the planet."

"Best selection of pedals and amps for guitar and bass in the tri-state! Got an itch for a Boutique stompbox? Look no further than UPPER ROOM MUSIC! Internet prices, hometown location!"

"Traditional worship, 8:30. Contemporary worship 11:00. Sunday school between. Come Worship with us!"