Mike Moschetto

"If you're going to the beach, you should probably just order from the Tripoli's there so your slices won't get cold."

"I know it's "Butcher" Boy and all, but some vegetarian-friendly prepared foods wouldn't hurt..."

"Can't speak for the ladies' room, but I would recommend pooping elsewhere."

"Frozen tofu is BOMB."

"Wish they would offer soymilk"