Mike Noe

"Get the chilli relleno burrito. Delicious!"

"Don't stand too close. He's already killed one person."

"Best Sunday brunch! This place has amazing food and a great atmosphere."

"Make sure the hot tub has water before you get in."

"If you're spending time on the water, bring mosquito repellent for the evenings. You'll need it."

"Don't spend 7 hours here in sub zero temperatures hoping Peyton Manning will take your team to the Super Bowl."