Michelle Nguyen

"All the trains leave on time, exactly as scheduled. That extra ten minutes of sleep is NEVER worth running after and jumping onto the train Indiana Jones style. Especially in heels."

"Don't work out hungover. Or drunk."

"Get a trophy wife bod, roam the marina after."

"Act like you don't know how to play foosball and shark everyone for gin and tonics. Do the same with billards."

"Check in at Pierce Bronsan Palace on week nights and get a free OTPHJ from Nick. Limited time offer."

"Shove tots down your throat, tell Jon to make you a hot toddy. They love it."