Michael Pallaske

"I would rather suck two bloody dicks and share needles with HIV positive crack heads than stand in line at this god forsaken place"

"It had dogs. It was a park. I didn't really wanna be there. Kill me. Are you my dad?"

"Beware of the dogs. And dat ass"

"It's pretty good"

"Best Mexican food I've had in Chicago. Period."

"It was spicy"