Michael Faust

"Broke ass jack in the box. Out of coke, dr. Pepper. No condiments. Had to check if they had ck. could add a drink because "ugh it don't come like dat". busted ass robot machine to take your order."

"2:21am and you can really only hire one type of individual for these crazy hours. But sometimes discrimination isn't a bad thing. This lady was rude, ordered for me and rushed me. Ridiculous"

"Really? Lady didn't know what Togo meant. Ridiculous."

"Be carful of the Schlatternoose!! When you find one shoe left in the road, he lurks by."

"Slowest drive thru I've ever been to. Waited so long in line I coulda ate the bones. Dayum!"

"The cats are awesome. But elusive."