Matt Freitag

"This bathroom stall does not have a door."

"Every Tuesday night in July/August! 6:00pm for the kids, 7:00pm for the grown-up kids (a.k.a. adults!)"

"Watch this week's LOST episode so I can talk about it with Ethan."

"Since you're already checking in on your smartphone, why not go to mobilecoupons.com (http://bit.ly/c1fG36) and save $2 on a sandwich/bubble tea combo? Spicy please! =)"

"They have two Del Maguey Single Village Mezcals. Drink them both. This is the good stuff."