Matt E

"Yell "TRAIN!" when a train rumbles by. Trust me... just do it."

"Show up, sit at the bar, and *shazaam* you're a regular."

"There is no better hangover cure than a bottomless cup of coffee, a big glass of water, and the Brazilian Breakfast. It's a scientific fact."

"Get the beef and ham combo sandwich. It might be better than OK Joe's Z-man."

"No gy-ro.Year-o!"

"Open until 11 on week nights."