Mego Tron

"David was EXTREMELY helpful!"

"Was not very impressed. Sad because I was hoping for more."

"Starting from the time you pull into the parking lot until you can escape....its a clusterf*ck throughout due to other shoppers. Don't forget your AARP card and Buick LeSabre too."

"Just put the IndianHead in front of him and be prepared with tp, tissue and tampons"

"WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!!!!!"