Megan Myers

"Grooming salon does great work but their computer system is perennially on crack - never keeps accurate canine vaccination records. I've had enough and going elsewhere."

"If you're a Platinum Elite IHG member and you're in town on a weekday during the slow season, you might just get bumped up here."

"Sandwiches so good, you'll ignore the Comic Sans menu."

"Get the Standard burger - then add onion jam, Cambozola and a cracked egg. Eat. Win at life."

"Get your Philly with Swiz - both Swiss and Cheez Whiz!"

"If you grew up going to Pizza Shack, the new crust is way too thick. Ask for extra thin crust instead."