Michael Bragg

"The new chick at the front desk is kind of a …"

"Make sure no one is walking on the sidewalk when you're peeing off the balcony"

""The word 'garage' actually came from the Latin term 'go-rage'""

"Nichole, Amber and Lori are the best flooring sales specialists/designers in the city!"

"If you're looking for a good time, ask for the Bourgerie room ;-)"

"If you take a grumpy, leave the fart sucker on when finished"