Chris Mauser

"It's worth trying to out run the cops then deal with this crap. APD are a bunch of criminals with a ticket pad."

"Swiz Beats says: Check out ma new album droppin soon yo! Ya heard!!"

"Rinsing off = Shitting"

"Genesis Flight Academy. Best flight school at KGTU!!"

"To the lady in the produce section... We get it! You have fresh guacamole!"

"Don't valet if you're not going to tip people. This isn't Motel 6!"