Matt Vicklund

"Smells like teen spirit."

"The walls are a lie."

"Not everyone was able to scream for ice cream.. Some were already infected by the zombie virus. They screamed for a brains!!!!"

"When asked if you should take the red or blue pill.. Take neither and instead chew on a lemon as ASAP while reciting state the capitals.."

"Why is it that the only shoes here are the left shoes. Must be a right shoe fairy in the midst."

"Don't enter the closet past 937pm. You'll regret it."