Matthew Melton

"My mom ate some plaintains from over there a few weeks ago and got really sick. Not sure of it was a bad batch or what"

"Its pretty busy in here."

"Come get your car painted! Prices start at just 170! Mention foursquare and we will give you a deal!"

"Warning: admittance to room 118 may cause rotting of the brain"

"Don't forget the wiggle the flushing nob on the toilet, it tends to stick"