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"Get the coconut thingy. Big on taste, unlike their ceiling fans. Those guys are tiny."

"Ask for the vegetarian plater!"

"We have driven to New Orleans several times. This is way quicker if you already live in Dallas. Oh, the fried ball things are a bit delightful if you are famished."

"If you ever have a craving to eat a whole goat. They have got em' here."

"Don't take pictures of the guy running the Farris wheel if you have a camera and playing with speed settings. You will get kicked off the ride."

"Get a Haymaker! Awesome frozen cocktail!"