Martin Pare

"Currys could have come from a jar from Coles (and not a good brand). There are better and cheaper options close by."

"Fantastic coffee, not enough seating, which is ironic."

"Foreign nationals pretending to be Greek. Ξένοι, αποφεύγεται."

"The spanokopita is great!"

"Beware of the gimp locked in the cupboard in the basement!"