Mark Resch

"Kristine C has never visited. She's a fake mayor. Just ask her to name one of the strippers!"

"Don't check in unless you know what you're getting into."

"Version everything!"

"I love the house label wines! They're named after real wandering dogs. My favorite is the Pinot "Leila"."

"Real boots and western wear"

"Zipline from the ski jump!"