Mario Castilleja

"Here's a tip, more nip less lip, amirite?"

"You know that guy with the office friendly jokes? Don't be that guy. Fuck that guy."

"If you're pals with the mayor, you get one compliment per check in."

"Punch kal right in the face."

"You think you'll get used to it, but you don't."

"Benches are great for naps."