Marina H.

"The a/c is pretty bitchin in the downstairs bar"

"Sit at the bar and say hi to my main man Ping"

"Bring back the DVD bootleggers in front of the store; mama needs to see Magic Mike."

"Check out the new Four Loko flavor "Coco Loko""

"Downtown Whorehouse"

"Do pickle shots and harass people you went to high school with."