Mark Krawczyk

"The eggplant gyro is good. The people talking at full volume about the evils of Monsanto for 30 straight wit-deprived minutes without taking a breath? Not so much."

"The food and coffee are great. The service...? Well, it vaguely exists, & you need a cross between a foghorn and a flare gun to get the servers' attentions. It's the 1 big problem this place has."

"Don't harpoon a whale. The proprietors frown on such activity. However, saddling, harnessing, and riding whale the whales is encouraged."

"I like coming here and staring at the bean hopper while eating a peanut butter cup cookie."

"By far the best Kosciuszko Foundation in the District. Wait...what? Uh huh...it's the ONLY one. Hmmm...I still stand by my original statement."

"You can come here to see the wild DC actor in his/her natural habitat...in a bar...drinking... It is a sight."