Lynn Ellison

"Avoid the breakfast sandwiches at BJs Coffee. Blech."

"Holy smoke - the smoking odor is really bad, even in the "no smoking" section. I'm spoiled by Austin's anti-smoking laws."

"Apparently, the water us supposed to be brown."

"When your belongings come out of the scanner at TSA, move all the way down to the end of the belt. That way, youi'll make room for everyone behind you."

"Knot Anymore near gate 13 provides excellent chair massages."

"Get the fried pickles! Trust me - they're yummy."