Lorin Gartner

"The coconut and cinnamon peanut butter protein balls are out of this world!!"

"Delicious Stumptown coffee in Stroudsburg! I'm in love. Go here if you love coffee that's so flavorful that you don't mind the hair it puts on your chest."

"The hummus is dripping with oil. Horrible."

"Seriously the slowest Wells Fargo I have ever been to."

"Don't come here during peak times. Only one teller works while everyone stands around bullshitting. Apparently banks are Unionized now."

"Old one was deleted to get rid of the 'every third check in you get a free beer'"