Lou Jacob

"The Cock is pretty good. But not the best I've ever had."

"Not a bad place if you like planes and duty free. Meredith likes the bathrooms too."

"This gym should be renamed to "A very crowded place where people sit at all the machines using their phones.""

"Heather Riordan plays accordion every fourth Monday in the evenings. A taste of Paris. 🇨🇵"

"Watch out for the old people here - they are vicious."

"Happy endings in the men's room. Just ask for Tom Fallon."