Raphael Pinsker

"Don't bring your yuppie spawn here"

"Pitchers are cheap. Order one... No glass."

"Pitchers of Coors are $10... Be a real man and order one, no glass."

"Eat pizza, get drunk, eat more pizza."

"Skateboarders, watch out for cops and the old guy that lives in the apt across the street."

"Treat yourself to some doom metal"