Di-A!

"Appears to have gone out if business."

"Checking in as a passenger...like anyone who's doing so here should be..."

"Currently flooded out! Mobile unit only has PO box mail and no way to ship anything. Say hi to Bonnie anyway!"

"If you're allergic to animals or knitting for someone who is, you should know the owner keeps a (very sweet!) dog in the store."

"Avoid this area like the plague during rush hour."

"They've moved downstairs to suite 103."