Leon B

"Try the cerveza beer, it's delicious."

"They don't know what tap water is"

"Jay. He's your man."

"Bandeja Paisa with Mango juice in milk. Mmmmm"

"If you talk to the right people you'll get a free cheese quesadilla every time you come. EVERYTHING is good. My favorite is the carnitas!"

"Nelson will be your man-servant with pleasure, tip him well. Grecia is a pure hustler, but likely the finest alt girl here. Karen has the purest heart. Jimena is the yin to Karen's yang (BFF's)."