Larissa

"Best facial in NYC! And Allison always leave me in tears.....from LAUGHTER!"

"impossible to eaves-drop on the neighbors...unless you speak russian."

"bring the hostess a bottle of sauvignon blanc or vodka. in a pinch, any clear liqour will do."

"the female lifeguard is a bit of a cuntkin, but the male one is lovely."

"Pre-chilled bottles of white wine!"