Lou

"Sit on the drivers side of the cart!"

"Ask for the Amelia Airheart special. Chocolate chip pancakes with bacon wings, orange slice landing gear, and a whipped cream prop!"

"Ask for the Amelia Airheart or the Lucky Lindy specials!"

"Free donuts for AARP members. Of you're not a member, say you didn't bring your card"

"Employee cleanliness directions on the bathroom poster can't possibly be done as directed. Does anyone care?"

"Try the buffalo calamari. Even if it's not on the menu they will make it!"