Kristin Carpenter

"The beans were terrible and burnt. The quest, not worth $2 since it's obviously from a can. The lamb barbacoa was great but it's not barbacoa. Tasted like lamb masala. Save your money go elsewhere."

"Love the job the stylists do, just wish it didn't take a year to get through the appointment."

"The dishes were dinky, the carpet is gross and I wasn't blown away by the food. The Tom Kha soup had too many onions- white chunks, red and green slices all in the bowl was way too much."

"Best bathrooms. EVER. Possibly in the world."

"Reservation, smeservation... 20 minute wait even with a reservation. Suck."

"They take 4-ev-er to see patients."