Kaloni Dickerson

"Moosnapping is not acceptable from this venue. It seems to interfere with moose bliss."

"I've previously had issues with noisy box springs, but it seems management has corrected this issue."

"Very clean, never had a problem with bedbugs. You don't even need to use a black light, unless you want to ;)"

"If you are lucky, you might see Randy come out. But only if you are verry verry quite."

"Be weary of the couches, for they induce sleep, especially after the Queen's homemade chocolate chip cookies"