Keith Wyrick

"No soy marinero. Soy capitan, soy capitan."

"Abandon hope all ye who enter here. But first be sure to check out the bottomless salad bar, and sample the corn fritters! You won't regret it."

"Rates 6.5 on scale of 10 for defensibility during zombie attack."

"Matt will eat sand, if you make him."

"Dustin does the sexiest belly dance in town."

"Try the veal."