KAREN Burke

"Best Yogis in O-Town"

"Getting her braces reapplied -- they began falling off in less than 24-hrs. Not that it wasn't painful enough the first time we spent 2.5 hrs getting them. All this for $3K. Ri-DONK-U-Lous."

"Beautiful views of the sunrise from the back porch. The custom log home is cozy, but beware of the guard dogs!"

"Don't miss the BLT Bloody Mary!"

"Use your Winn Dixie reward card for about $1 off per gallon gas"

"If you have to saw the Eggplant Parm like a steak -- you know it is going downhill from here. Just Skip It."