Katie Dero 💩✨

"Best, fastest, most efficient DMV in the tri-state area. Anyone complaining, I dare you to go elsewhere. This place puts all other DMVs to shame."

"Their washers have spin cycles than Bubble Laundromat down the block. Pulls out more water so you spend less on drying."

"Their washers have spin cycles than Bubble Laundromat down the block."

"Guys, please don't pee with the door open"

"Buy your produce from the market next door, not here"

"Good luck finding a bathroom in this damn place that doesn't smell like a box of farts from 1972. Ever heard of vents, NYU?"