Karl Marble

"Get a reservation. Waiting for a table you'll wait a LOOOOONG time."

"Don't use the valet parking. It'll take forever to get your car back."

"They now have a Coke Freestyle machine for sodas. Great stuff!"

"Wifi signal is weak by the windows. Great against the wall."

"A good summer off-menu item is iced hot chocolate. If they don't know what you're talking about, tell them the recipe has been written down over at the station where they make the drinks."

"They don't turn off their microphone in the drive through so you can heat everything they're saying."