Kam Perez

"Anything on croissaint is amazing!"

"I know the Lightning Bug sounds interesting but trust me: it's a trap. You will regret the "buzz button" and anyone who tells you otherwise is lying to you."

"The tortilla soup is basically a liquefied enchilada verde. Trust me, that is a very good thing!"

"The tortilla soup is basically a liquefied enchilada verde. Trust me, that is a good thing."

"Hands down the worst coffee I've ever had. If all coffee was wasted on a scale from 1 to 10, this would be in the negatives. be in the negatives. I hope their machine was broken or something."

"Chicken unda is what's up! They're terrible about opening on time, so coming here for a quick lunch is a risky bet. Well worth the wait, though!"