Kali Kross

"Cleanest Wallyworld in the county"

"If you've always heard about the stench of poverty, but you've never actually taken a whiff, this place will flood your nose with the deep, deep reek of under-underclass."

"A good place to earn street cred"

"This is a self-contained universe. Dentist? Doctor? Spa? LA financial center? Subway sandwiches? Pub? Swanky restaurant? Night club? It's ALL here! Best Westin in SoCal, hands-down."

"Bobo's tip is false. The Club Lounge is ONLY for those who've paid extra for it, comped guests, & Platinum SPG members."

"The only reason to think this jankety mall isn't ghetto is because you're, in fact, ghetto. Ijs"