James Borchardt

"Worse coffee in the world"

"If you love the Avengers than you'll love #Toys Inc. at the Tucson Mall where we sell all of your favorite action figures and figurines. Come check it out if you get a chance."

"The Mayor takes it in the ass"

"Make sure the laundry is balanced."

"Chem130 with Ali Ahad: horrible lectures and easy exams"

"Ladies what do you prefer in bed? Five Guys or In and Out. I can arrange both."