Justice Tirapelli-Jamail

"Foursquare is telling me to leave a tip but they don't let you leave tips here #conundrum"

"If Cory is tending bar, do your best to tip him in $2 bills. He really likes them and gets so excited when people do!"

"Pictures on the menu are much smaller than the actual food. Don't get the four threes unless you have a death wish."

"1000 times better than The Thing. Skip that boring $1 mess and take your break from the road here."