Mitchell

"Bathroom code is 0034"

"Im pretty sure our waitress was high. She insisted on guessing our drink orders (wrongly),would space out during her rare visits to our table, and have us a soup bowl to tote our left over burger home"

"Hands down the fanciest BK I've ever been to. They have a fountain! And you can add jalapenos for 35 cents."

"I think I just ate my weight in tortilla chips."

"Personally, I like standing better."

"Make sure to say hello to the dudes on milk crates in the front."